Me: "What's wrong?"
Ty: "I don't feel good. My leg is sick"
Me: "What's wrong with you leg?"
Ty (very serious): "I have mushroom leg."
Me (wondering if I heard him correct): "Mushroom leg???"
Ty (no longer looking me in the eye): "Mushroom leg"
Me (laughing): "You have mushroom leg?"
Ty (looking at ground smiling and trying not to laugh): "Mushroom leg, right here."
Me (still laughing): "What will make it better, do you need a kiss?"
Ty: "No, I need candy and juice."
Just is case this mysterious condition appears in your house you can now be prepared.

